Because everything boils down to it....

Watching the coverage of the Inauguration, it occurs to me that this entire event is like having sex for the first time.  There's lots of build up, a lot of fanfare, tons of hype, only to be followed by 30 seconds of actions.  After which there is about 45 minutes of talk and explanation.  Also, afterwards the guy tends to be feeling pretty good while everyone else is left to go "Well now what?"

(Er...not that that's been my experience.....)